FANFICTION!

Each section is arranged chronologically. Each link here will take you to the fic, most of which are located at FanFiction.Net, where you can review, if you want to. Most stories are PG or higher - the humour is often PG-13.


ACTION/ADVENTURE

ASCENSION

This story takes place after "Choices." Hallucinations plague the DigiDestined, drawing them into a web of deciet spun over the last six years by the American military. But all is not as it seems, as one disgruntled general has a plan that will reshape the very fabric of reality as we know it.

MARVEL COMICS vs. DIGIMON!

Worlds collide as two tricksters from different dimensions stage a contest to find out which of their worlds is top dog! It's heroes and villains together and against each other, in one of the craziest crossovers yet! (Unfinished)


ROMANCE

CHOICES

Six years have passed since the DigiDestined defeated Apocalymon and saved the digital world - but now, Tai faces a challenge even greater than that: telling Sora how he truly feels about her. (This story is split into six parts, and an epilogue. The first three parts come under the sub-header "Courage," and the latter three, "Love.")

"COURAGE"

"LOVE"

Epilogue ("LIFE")


HUMOUR!

Now THIS is the big section! I'm famous for my comedy series! Watch out for those running gags! And now, while I do try to tell a "complete" story within each fic, I've got continuous story arcs out the wazoo.

  1. WHAT'S *WRONG* WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
    I chat with the 01 DigiDestined about relationships.

  2. ...AND WHAT'S UP WITH *YOU* GUYS, TOO?
    I talk with the villains of 01 about life in general.

  3. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR MARCHING FISHES?
    Parody of "Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss, featuring Gomamon and Myotismon.

  4. THE FIRST ANNUAL DIGI-AWARDS!
    A fan-poll I conducted spawned this massive awards ceremony fic!
    PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE - PART FOUR

  5. THE WIZARDMON OF OZ
    A parody, with Kari in the main role. Absolutely insane. ^_^

  6. HAVE YOURSELF A DIGI LITTLE CHRISTMAS...!
    It's Christmas, time to party! But there are those who would have it otherwise...!

  7. THE CENSOR ADVENTURES
    What the censors at FOX Kids get up to when they're not working.

  8. CASTING CALL!
    "The Saga of the FOX Kids Fantom!" Part One (of Seven)
    The cast of Digimon goes on strike! What's a censor to do? Why, hire a new, star-studded cast, of course!

  9. A PIEDMON'S LIFE IS NOT A HAPPY ONE!
    "The Saga of the FOX Kids Fantom!" Part Two (of Seven)
    Piedmon is called in to replace Mummymon when the latest in a series of bizarre on-the-job accidents strikes him. But there's a figure lurking in the shadows who has plans for the clown and everyone else at FOX Kids...

  10. SECRET FILES AND DIGI-ORIGINS
    "The Saga of the FOX Kids Fantom!" Part Three (of Seven)
    Izzy tries to hack the FOX Kids database, in hopes of finding out what's been causing the accidents - and the Fantom shows himself at last!!

  11. THE UNUSUAL SUSPECTS
    "The Saga of the FOX Kids Fantom!" Part Four (of Seven)
    The Censors bring in a detective to interrogate some prime suspects who might just be the Fantom! Featuring a bunch of odd guest-stars!

  12. THE REAL DIGI-KAISER
    A "Saga of the FOX Kids Fantom" Interlude!
    Songfic time! Ken and Wormmon get their groove thangs on to the tune of "The Real Slim Shady!"

  13. IT'S ONLY TV... BUT I LIKE IT!
    "The Saga of the FOX Kids Fantom!" Part Five (of Seven)
    The Fantom cuts power to all but one recording studio in the FOX Kids building, and the Digi-Crew have to run the entire station by themselves!

  14. SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!
    "The Saga of the FOX Kids Fantom!" Part Six (of Seven)
    The penultimate chapter! The Fantom makes his final move, and everyone's lives could be forfeit!

  15. THE FACE OF THE FANTOM
    "The Saga of the FOX Kids Fantom!" Part Seven (of Seven)
    The conclusion! Tentomon speaks, the bomb ticks, everyone fights, and the Fantom is revealed at last!

  16. THE CANTALOUPE CONSPIRACY
    "Fruit of the DOOM!" Part One (of Three)
    At last, it's the resolution of the stupid, stupid cantaloupe subplot!

  17. THE GRAPES OF WRATH
    "Fruit of the DOOM!" Part Two (of Three)
    WaterMelomon's on the loose! But what is the fruity fiend up to?

  18. A MARROW ESCAPE
    "Fruit of the DOOM!" Part Three (of Three)
    Marrowmon is on a rampage, and it's up to a a small group of some unlikely characters from our cast to take him down!

  19. AS THE WORM TURNS
    Epilogue to "Fruit of the DOOM!"
    Almost everyone is a cantaloupe! What can Ken and the few other survivors do to set things right when an old enemy returns amidst the chaos? Maybe the mysterious new Digi-Egg holds the key to unlocking a new form for Wormmon to save the day!

  20. DIGIMON: THE... Uh... MOVIE...?
    Anniversary special!
    To commemorate the 20th fic in my humour series, I bring you this full-length parody of the entire Digimon movie! It's my biggest fic undertaking yet, and the result has been exceedingly well recieved!

  21. WHERE THERE'S A WILLIS, THERE'S A WAY!
    Prologue to "Take Me to Another World!"
    The next big arc begins! With Tamers about to start, the Censors need a Terriermon for Henry... and they know JUST where to find one!

  22. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MON HAS GONE BEFORE!
    "Take Me to Another World!" Part One (of Eight)
    Sent hurtling through time and space after the events of "Where There's a Willis..." our crew are about to crash in on another dimension... one that some readers may find VERY familiar!

  23. TURBO NINJA ZEO RANGERS LOST IN A GALAXY IN TIME!
    "Take Me to Another World!" Part Two (of Eight)
    The arc continues, as the Digi-crew crashes down into... well, I'm sure you can figure it out!!

  24. THE DIGI-AWARDS 2001!
    "Take Me to Another World!" Part Three (of Eight)
    It's Christmas, as "Take Me To Another World" continues... only this time, the world is OURS!
    PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE - PART FOUR

  25. TRUKK NOT MUNKY, DOOD!
    "Take Me to Another World!" Part Four (of Eight)
    SEE the transformation! HEAR Sky-Byte's world class poetry! GASP at Charlene's feminist ploys! THRILL to the action down in Pennsylvania Dutch Country!

  26. SIT ON IT!
    "Take Me to Another World!" Part Five (of Eight)
    The story begins to head towards it's conclusion as the Digi-Crew destroy one of America's most popular classic sticoms! The days are anything but happy as Fonzie challenges Beelzemon to a race - plus: Devas! Singing! More 733+ jokes!

  27. HODGE PODGE
    "Take Me to Another World!" Part Six (of Eight)
    The crew are scattered across the multiverse, and it's up to Charlene to rescue them. May God help them all. Featuring: Barney! Friends! Final Fantasy! Seinfeld! X-Files! Masters of the Universe! Bear in the Big Blue House! Sesame Street! And lots more! Plus - the mutha of all cliffhangers!

  28. DO THE HOKEY POKÉ!
    "Take Me to Another World!" Part Seven
    (of Eight)
    THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER IS FINALLY HERE! Trapped in the Pokeverse, the Digi-crew must team up with Ash and co. in an attempt to save their partners from the clutches of Team Rocket! Featuring: Computer dating! The return of FanFictiomon! Far too many gay jokes! And all-out action in the Mighty McFeely Manner! THIS IS THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, BABY!

  29. REALITY CHECK!
    "Take Me to Another World!" Part Eight
    (of Eight)
    It's the jam-packed finale, as the worlds begin to spill over into one another, and the entire multiverse is put at risk! It's up to the Digi-Crew and Pokemon gang to save the day - but first they're gonna have to deal with all the other beings that have appeared from other dimensions! Featuring: Fonzie! Ikki and Metabee! The Scooby gang! Smurfs! Batman! And more! Plus - not a hoax! Not a dream! Not an imaginary story! In this fic, not everyone comes back ALIVE!

  30. REQUIEM FOR A PENTIUM
    Epilogue to "Take Me to Another World!"
    The space/time continuum is saved, thanks to the sacrifice of one brave soul. And now, our heroes and villains take time to remember her, as, for the first time, we delve into the past, and explore the origins... of Charlene!

  31. LOOK! NO HANDS!
    "Reap What You Sow," Part One (of Four)
    Something very strange is going on with Jeri's puppet... and NOT in a good way! And who is the mystery man who's pulling the strings behind the scenes?

  32. THE BIG COMEBACK SPECIAL!
    "Reap What You Sow," Part Two (of Four)
    Frantic developments occur during the attempted examination of the puppet, and it's "glorious chaos," as the D-Reaper lives again! Plus - the mystery man revealed!

  33. ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELL-O!
    "Reap What You Sow," Part Three (of Four)
    There's a new Fantom in town, and it's up to the Tamers to stop his plans, whatever they may be - but that's not going to be easy, because he's got the D-Reaper under his control!

  34. DON'T FEAR D-REAPER!
    "Reap What You Sow," Part Four (of Four)
    The D-Reaper has broken free of the Fantom's control, and it's going to take the unlikely team-up of the Tamers and the villain to stop it - but before that can happen, they must find out what face is hidden beneath his mask this time! Featuring SHOCKS!

  35. SON OF SECRET FILES AND DIGI-ORIGINS
    The Censors have a new job, and everything needs to be brought up to date! Read updated profiles from the last fic, brand new ones, look at purty pictures crafted by my own hand, and learn behind-the-scenes facts from inside my head! New readers jump on here!

  36. McFEELY'S MANSION OF THE MACABRE
    Halloween Special!
    Come with us now as Phantomon and a special friend take you on a dark journey through three tales, which aren't sure if they're supposed to be funny, scary or downright stupid!

  37. THE MARK OF... FACTORY MARK!
    Part One
    A new mystery begins! It's been months since the Digi-crew's last adventure, but now they're back, and they have to solve the riddle they find buried inside "Digimon: The Movie" - what is... Factory Mark? Plus - a season four bonanza!

  38. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINES
    "The Mark of Factory Mark," Part Two
    Let's all ignore the ten-month jump as the mystery of Factory Mark continues in the festive season! It's a time of gift-giving, but when some of those gifts just happen to turn into monster giant killer robot toys, you know what happens next! Plus - who's the mystery man?


That's all for now...