The scene reopens in the bar. Chris leans on it, standing by Sora, whos
just trying to order a drink and get
the hell away from there. A large number of the other audience members are
there, too, drinking and talking.
Chris: So, how do you think the first part went, huh?
Sora: Please, could you not talk to me?
Chris: Aw, come on! Im just askin...
Sora looks at Leomon behind the bar with pleading eyes and mouths Get him
away from me! Leomon
Chris: Fine, ignore me if you want, but youre presenting an award with me
Chris: *grins* That got your attention.
Chris finishes his drink and heads back out, bumping into Myotismon on the
Myotismon: Would you watch where youre going?
Chris looks up at him to see he was in the middle of reapplying his
lipstick, and hes smeared it across his
Chris: Err... sorry. Youve... uh... got a little something, there...
Piedmon: Oh, let me get that...
Piedmon pulls out his magic hankie and licks it, and starts wiping Myotismon
Myotismon: Ahh, get off!
Chris shakes his head and goes on his way. As he walks, a Bakemons voice
comes over a loudspeaker,
telling the other guests to get back to the auditorium.
Chris: Here goes nothing...
Chris walks through the backstage door, and weaves through the obstacle
course of pulleys, ropes and
machinery. He peeps around the curtain, and sees the audience have taken
their seats. The Digimon theme
starts playing, as Chris heads out to the lectern.
Chris: Welcome back to:
THE FIRST ANNUAL DIGI-AWARDS!
Chris: And now were looking at:
SECTION TWO: THE 02 CARTOON
Chris: This section is much like the previous one, except were taking an 02
perspective on it. As you all
know, the questions are much the same. So, lets begin with:
CATEGORY ONE - MOST POPULAR DIGIDESTINED
Chris: To present this award, Id like you all to welcome back the two
mainstays of the DigiDestined - TK
Puppy Love plays again as TK and Kari come in from opposite sides of the
stage, and meet in the middle,
kissing on the cheek, as Chris goes backstage.
TK: Nice to be back.
Kari: It seems there may have been a little confusion over this category...
its sort of too late to clarify now,
but we may as well... you were allowed to vote for Ken, and you could have
voted for either me or TK, too.
But, that makes no difference now, so, TK?
TK: The votes fell like this:
2 - Yolei
2 - Willis
2 - Michael
3 - TK
4 - Davis
5 - Ken
6 - Cody
Kari: Yes, folks - in an amazing turn of events, CODY swooped in at the last
minute to pick up the award
for favourite DigiDestined! Cmon up here!
Cody, in a little tux, jumps out of his seat, and runs up to the stage,
gleefully accepting his Digi-Award.
Cody: Wow! Thank, everybody! I thought for SURE Ken would win this one!
Ken, sitting in the audience (still possessed of his Digimon Emperor
persona, by the way), mutters silently
to himself. Something about bombs.
Cody: Its nice to know that you all care, even if my Digimon are lacking in
originality, and my voice nags
away at your brain like a virus.
The audience applauds as Cody takes his seat.
Kari: Not ONE vote... whats wrong with me? I got votes for 01.. and I wear
pink spandex now! Come on!
Chris: *walks out* Didnt I warn you about that spandex?
TK: You sure do make a lot of people grumble, Chris...
Chris: I like the word. Its fun to type. TK and Kari, everybody!
Puppy Love plays again, and TK takes a fuming Kari offstage, while the
CATEGORY TWO - MOST POPULAR ROOKIE DIGIMON
Chris: Its deja vu all over again. For this familiar award, put your hands
together for Davis!
Shes Something Else plays, as Davis walks up to the lectern and shakes
Davis: What songs that?
Chris: Erm... well, Im not sure I got the title right... its the one that
goes: There goes that girl again, she
shuns my lookin since I dont know when, she dont notice me, when I pass,
she goes with other guys from
out of my class... ...uh... whats the next bit... uhm... something,
something... she shuns my lookin man -
shes somethin else. Audience, you know the one I mean, right?
Davis wipes a tear away.
Davis: *sniff* Yeah, I know it. Thats pretty damn accurate.
Chris: Ill leave you to it...
Chris edges away from Davis and ducks backstage.
Davis: *sniff* The votes for Most Popular Rookie Digimon were:
1 - Gatomon
1 - Betamon
2 - Armadillomon
3 - Wormmon
5 - Hawkmon
9 - Veemon
An interesting fan comment:
Gatomon... despite the fact that she is neither new, nor a rookie. - Tech
Chris: (v/o) If you KNEW that, WHYD YOU PICK HER?!
Davis: Calm down, man. Veemon, buddy, cmon up here!
Veemon bounds up to the stage and happily takes his Digi from Davis. He hops
onto the lectern.
Veemon: I just knew I had this one in the bag! MY voice isnt annoying!
Chris: *walks out* Thatd be a matter of opinion.
Veemon: *growls* Veemon, armour digivolve to...!
Chris: *waves his hands* Ack! No, no! Not MY opinion!
Veemon: ...oh, okay. Well, thanks everyone!
Veemon hops off the stage and retakes his seat.
Chris: Nice working with ya, Davis. Regardless of the fact that I can just
barely write your character, as Ive
not seen 02.
Davis: Ha! You Irish people suck!
Chris smacks Davis over the head.
Chris: Care to repeat that?
Davis: No, sir. Sorry, sir.
Chris: Thats better. Davis, everyone!
The audience claps as Davis leaves the stage, rubbing his head. Shes
Something Else starts playing. Chris
signals for the Bakemon to turn the sound up to, mask Daviss sobbing.
CATEGORY THREE - MOST POPULAR ARMOUR DIGIMON
Chris: A slightly different category this time around, for Armour Digimon,
the new breed from 02. To
present this award, please, make some noise for everybodys favourite
oversexed pre-teen, Yolei!
Yolei enters, stage right, with Its Rainin Men playing. She pokes Chris
in the eye when she reaches the
Chris: Ow! Im getting mighty sick of being physically assaulted over
Chris staggers blindly backstage.
Yolei: Hi, everyone - especially all you guys in the audience! *grin*
Yolei gives the audience a twirl, showing off her ankle-length purple gown.
The male members of the
audience woof and holler. A few *thwap*s later and they are silent.
Yolei: The votes for Most Popular Armour Digimon were:
1 - Digmon
1 - Halsemon
1 - Pegasusmon
2 - Nefertimon
2 - Shurimon
4 - Raidramon
9 - Flamedramon
The fans said:
Flamedramon (Ironic... I HATE Davis.) - SmileyLizL@aol.com
Most people would say Flamedramon or Magnamon. Me, however, Id have to say
Shurimon, cause he just
kicks. - Timestones.
Veemon: Yess! Woo-hoo! I RULE! Veemon, armour digivolve to... Flamedramon!
The Fire of Courage!
One of Flamedramons blades accidentally pokes Fenix in the eye as he
walks towards the stage, and Fenix
runs out of the amphitheatre, screaming.
Chris: (v/o) Teach him to call *me* a Paddycup...
Flamedramon takes his award from Yolei.
Flamedramon: Whos laughing now? Theyre both mine! MINE, I tell you!
Chris: *walks out* Id push you offstage, but I dont want to impale myself
on that stuff you call armour.
Flamedramon: Just once more...
Chris: Oh, okay.
Flamedramon: MINE, I TELL YOU! I RULE!
Chris: Okay, times up.
Flamedramon takes his seat.
Yolei: Hi Ken!!
Yolei waves frantically to Ken, out in the audience, who just coughs and
looks the other way, pretending he
doesnt see her. Yolei grimaces.
Chris: Tell you what... why dont you just go on down there and talk to
Yolei rushes offstage.
Chris: *mutters* And good riddance. Underhanded, I know, but it was that, or
I woulda had to whack her,
and Im not some kind of woman-beater, you know.
Chris looks at Sora quickly to see how she reacted to that. Shes asleep in
CATEGORY FOUR - BEST EPISODE
Chris: For this award, I had to call on two guys I knew could be *relied* on
to do a good job! Make some
noise for Joe and Cody!
The audience groans at Chriss unfunny wordplay, and claps. Joe and Cody
enter from opposite sides of the
stage, with Lean On Me playing. They meet in the middle and shake hands.
Joe: Hey, you actually picked good music this time!
Chris: I dunno, I thought Its Rainin Men wasnt bad...
Yoleis shoe flies in from the audience and nails Chris on the forehead,
knocking him backstage.
Cody: That looked kinda sore...
Yolei: *yells from audience* More where that came from!
Chris: (v/o) She might have to be restrained for some of the later awards...
Joe: Well, lets get this one out of the way first.
Cody: The votes for favourite episode werent nearly as wide-spread for this
1 - The Storm of Friendship
1 - The three-part Viral MetalGreymon story
1 - The Emperors New Home
1 - Brave Evolution, X-Veemon (Ghostyhead voted for this, regardless of the
fact she aint seen it... what
are ya gonna do?)
2 - Kens Secret
3 - Iron Vegiemon
8 - His Masters Voice
Joe: The fans DO like their Takari hints! TK, Kari, you guys were the stars
of this ep, so you get the awards!
Cmon up here!
TK and Kari go up to the stage, and Joe gives TK his award, while Cody gives
TK: *holds up his Digi* The relationship with the most tangible evidence!
Kari: Yes, thanks everyone. I cant wait to see how you all voted in the
Favourite Relationship category.
Chris: *walks out* Thats a little way off yet... but dont worry, theres
plenty to keep you all entertained
Kari: Thats if you consider what you write entertaining. Hell, thats if
what you write even classifies as
Chris: Dont get me started on the spandex, you bowl-cutted, camera-wearing,
TK holds Kari back. Joe and Cody go to help him, and together, they force
Chris: Werent they great, folks?
The audience applauds, theres a *whack* noise, and Joe screams like a girl.
CATEGORY FIVE - WORST EPISODE
Chris: To do this award, say hello again to your favourite 01 couple - Tai
Tai and Sora come in from opposite sides of the stage. Youre The One That
I Want is playing again.
Tai: I thought I warned you about that!
Chris: Dammit, he must have got the disc out of his mouth...
Chris goes backstage.
Sora: Thats better. Tai?
Tai: Thanks, Sora. The votes for Worst Episode were as follows:
1 - Iron Vegiemon
3 - Enter Flamedramon
3 - The Good, the Bad and the Digi
3 - Family Picnic
Geez! A three-way tie! Well... lets see here... Flamedramon, you first!
Flamedramon: THREE! HA! *runs up to stage*
Tai: Now, you do realise this is because people *didnt* like the
Flamedramon stares at his Digi.
Flamedramon: Ooohh... shiny! Me want!
Tai: Uh... yeah.
Tai hands Flamedramon his Digi.
Tai: Next... well, Sora, since The Good, the Bad and the Digi was your
showcase episode, I guess you
should get this one!
Tai hands Sora her Digi.
Sora: *voice dripping with sarcasm* Why, thank you Tai. I am overwhelmed.
Really, I am.
Tai: Dont take it out on me!
Sora: Typical of you, always absolving your self...
Tai: But I didnt DO anything!
Backstage, Chris rubs his hands.
Chris: I do so love a lovers spat... hee, hee, hee... Its GOOD to BE the
Tai: *mutters* And finally, Mimi and Yolei, you get the awards for Family
Mimi and Yolei come up and accept their awards.
Mimi: I can understand why I get one, as that was my episode... but why
Chris: *walks out* Ohh, it was just something she thought about in the
Chris: I told you, youll find out later. *grin*
Mimi scratches her head, and all those with awards leave the stage,
Chris: Trouble with the little woman, Tai?
Tai: Back off, you freak. Im warning you, shes mine.
Chris: Dont forget whos writing this, buster.
Tai vanishes into thin air.
Chris: I can DO stuff, capice?
Tai reappears in his seat.
Tai: Yes, sir.
CATEGORY SIX - BEST QUOTE
Chris: For this one, get on your feet - cause hes so tiny, you wont see
him, otherwise - for Veemon!
Flamedramon de-digivolves back to Veemon, and goes up on stage.
Chris: Before I go, I just have to mention again that Ive not seen 01, so
if these quotes arent correct in any
way, its the voters fault, because they didnt type it correctly in their
ballot. kay? kay. *goes backstage*
Veemon: Hi, everybody! Im on my own, cause, as Ive already proved here
tonight - I RULE! You all
voted for your favourite quotes like this:
1 - Anything said by Ken in Episode 8
1 - Lets go raid the cafeteria! - Gatomon
1 - Anything involving Donkey Madness
1 - Flamedramon! The Fire of Courage! - Flamedramon
1 - The fish markets calling my name... Gatomon.... - Gatomon
1 - Get off! Youre crushing my brownies! - Izzy
1 - Davis is a jerk. - Yolei, The Samurai of Sincerity.
1 - Any instance of Davis mispronouncing TKs name
1 - I care for you too, TK - Kari, His Masters Voice.
2 - Lets get that evil cute guy! - Yolei
3 - Kari, I care too much about you to let them take you without a
fight! - TK, His Masters Voice.
You DO love your Takari, dont you, kids? TK, get on up here!
TK goes on stage, and takes his award from Veemon.
TK: Boy, dont you fans think things besides relationships? Well, anyway,
thanks for voting for me! bout
time I got some good lines, after 01!
Veemon: kay, thats great, but youre blocking the audiences view of me.
Chris: *walks out* Congrats, TK. On the award, that is - I dont envy you
Chris ducks a few seconds before Karis shoe comes flying past.
Chris: Nyah-ha! TK and Veemon, everyone!
The audience claps as both TK and Veemon retake their seats.
CATEGORY SEVEN - WORST QUOTE
Chris: Who better to do the award for Worst Quote than two guys with voices
whod want to make you put
your head in an oven? Give it up for Hawkmon and Armadillomon!
The two Digimon walk in from either side of the stage, as Everybodys
Talking At Me plays.
Hawkmon: Is that song supposed to be a joke about our voices?
Chris: Hell, no, I just like the song. I dont need a song to make fun of
Armadillomon: We could hurt you quite badly, you know.
Chris: I know. Thats why Im going. *goes backstage*
Hawkmon: *mutters* Salutations, my good people! My hard-shelled compatriot
and I come before you
tonight to present the award for Worst Quote!
Armadillomon: The votes looked like this:
1 - Halsemon! The Wings of Love! - Halsemon
1 - Need a pinch?
1 - Would you like to walk to school with us? Itll take exactly 12.3
minutes - and thats if theres no
wind! - Yolei, Enter Flamedramon
1 - Prune Juice!
1 - I love jigsaw puzzles! - Andromon
1 - The bad jokes in general
2 - The line from Yoleis Mimi Fantasy
Hawkmon: Not too many votes here... ah, well. Yolei, come on up here!
Yolei comes up and takes her award grudgingly from Armadillomon. She doesnt
Mimi: *whispers to self* ...Mimi... Fantasy...?
Yolei grumbles and takes her seat.
Chris: *walks out* Dont worry, Mimi! The details will become clear!
Chris throws Yolei back her shoe.
Chris: Yer probably gonna want that, so you can run away later. And how
bout a big hand for
Armadillomon and Hawkmon, folks? Preferably a hand thats big enough to
cover both their mouths.
Hawkmon kicks Chris in the shins, and Armadillomon bites his foot.
Chris: Ow! Get off the stage, ya little irritants!
The audience applauds, louder than usual, as the two Digimon leave.
CATEGORY EIGHT - FUNNIEST QUOTE
Chris: *talking with a Bakemon on a cell phone* Yes... yes, I can understand
that... look, I dont care if she
IS freaking out, shes DOING the award! Get her out here! *to audience*
Seems that last award has had an
adverse affect on Mimi... but never fear, here she comes now!
A Bakemon forcibly pushes Mimi onto the stage. Material Girl starts
playing as she dusts herself off.
Chris: And with her, to present Funniest Quote, welcome back Izzy!
The AOL Song plays and Izzy enters stage right, waving to the audience.
Chris goes backstage, as they
cheek-kiss at the lectern.
Mimi: *cough* Hi... everyone. Its... uh... its... nice to... be here.
Izzy: Ill handle this. The votes for Funniest Quote came in like this:
1 - Anything involving Donkey Madness.
1 - Davis, if *I* was in trouble, youd risk your life to save me,
right? - Flamedramon - Uh... maybe... -
Davis - MAYBE?! - Flamedramon, then de-digivolves back to Veemon.
1 - What the heck, I got nine lives... - Gatomon
1 - You ATE Upamon? - Yolei
1 - Im one of the guys now! - Davis - Davis, if youre one of the guys
now, does that mean you used to
be one of the girls? - Veemon
1 - I thought cats always landed on their feet! - Patamon - Oh, shut
up. - Gatomon
1 - Get off! Youre crushing my brownies! - Izzy
1 - I promise I wont tell my parents about Davis - if you take me on a date
Friday night! - Jun, to Matt
1 - He forget how to spell TK! - Cody
1 - Any time Davis gushes over Kari
1 - Time to scrap you, you rust bucket! (fires Gold Rush at Andromon, but
it just drips down his armour)
Uhh... I was just kidding about that rust bucket thing... - Digmon
1 - I bet she had a lot of bad things to say about me too - like how I bite
my toenails and spit them out onto
the floor, or how I sucked my thumb until about a month ago, or like how I
wet the bed every other
Thursday - but its laundry day, so its okay... - Davis
Huh! Well, would you look at that!
Mimi: Theres no winner!
Chris: *walks out* Ohh, these quote sections are SO outta here next time...
well, Im not wasting page time
giving all these guys awards... lets just call it a day for this one. Sorry
folks! No-one won! You two were
great, anyway. Mimi and Izzy, ladies and gents!
Izzy guides the still-rather-dazed Mimi offstage and back to her seat.
Chris: Shes gonna lose it in two awards time...
CATEGORY NINE - BEST MOMENT
Chris: Well, for this one, lets welcome a little guy with a heart as big as
this award - its Wormmon!
Wormmon crawls on stage, as Ugly Bug Ball plays again.
Wormmon: *sniff* Ugly?
Chris: Ive had this out with Tentomon, Wormy, seriously, its nothing
personal. Just you try and find me
better bug-related music. Ill leave you to it.
Chris lifts Wormmon up and puts him on the lectern, then goes backstage.
Wormmon: He... hello everybody. Its really nice to be here, and Im happy
that Chris asked me to present
this award, cause its really important.
Ken: GET ON WITH IT!
Wormmon: Yes, sir.
As Wormmon fumbles for the card with the votes, all the female members of
the audience *thwap* Ken for
being so mean.
Wormmon: Okay, here we are. The votes were:
1 - Raidramon digivolves for the first time (The Storm of Friendship)
1 - Kens flashback to the events that led up to him becoming the Digimon
1 - Seeing Airdramon and Ebiramon used
1 - Davis being tortured (Kens Secret)
1 - Gomamon digivolving again
1 - Angemon returning
1 - Viral MetalGreymon kicking some ass
1 - Tortamon relieves himself
1 - X-Veemon and Stingmon Jogress/DNA digivolve
1 - Matts band plays
1 - Matts expression after getting stuck going out with Jun
5 - Kari says I care for you too, TK (His Masters Voice)
Goodness me! You people REALLY love that Takari thing, dont you? Kari, if
youd like to come up...?
Kari comes up on stage and accepts her Digi.
Chris: (v/o) Guess that goes to show how popular you can be if you just
throw it around a little bit, eh?
Kari, wielding her Digi like a club, advances towards Chris, who is just
behind the curtain leading backstage.
Chris: ...oh crap.
TK and Tai run up on stage and try to restrain Kari. Tai receives a whack on
the head from the Digi, and
falls off the stage, while TK just manages to get her under control and get
her away from there.
Chris: *peeps out* Note to self... its always the quiet ones... so,
Wormmon, I know Im not going to piss
you off. Wormmon, everyone!
Chris lifts Wormmon off the lectern, and he crawls back to his seat, as the
CATEGORY TEN - WORST MOMENT
Chris mops his brow with a handkerchief.
Chris: Geez, keeping this pace up is killing me. To slow things down for a
minute... Id like to read you
some poetry I wrote.
Chris pulls a small piece of paper out of his pocket and clears his throat.
Chris: *ahem* The Walrus and the Digimon, by Chris McFeely
The time has come, Devimon said,
To talk of many things,
Of tags and crests, and crotch demons,
And Ken and his Black Rings.
*ZONK!* Chris gets knocked off his feet when Yoleis other shoe connects
with his forehead.
Chris: Philistines! Youre all philistines! Gah! I dont know why I bother!
Put your uncultured hands
together for Cody and Davis, you mental peons!
Chris storms off backstage as Cody and Davis enter, stage left and right,
respectively, with Lean On Me
and Shes Something Else playing in turn.
Cody: Hello again, everybody. Its nice to be back.
Davis: Why am I stuck with this crummy award? Im really important, I
shouldnt be presenting the bad
Cody: I think just about everyone winds up presenting one of the bad awards
Davis: Yeah, well, I dont have to like it. Lets get this over with. The
votes for Worst Moment were:
1 - Seeing Frigimon again
1 - Anything with Armadillomons annoying voice
1 - Anything featuring Davis
1 - Anything with Jun
Geez, people, cant you be more specific?
1 - Seeing Agumon again
1 - Michael asking Yolei out before Izzy
1 - The Roachmon Brothers
1 - The bad dubbing when Kens parents find out hes gone
1 - Agumon being under Kens control
6 - Yoleis Mimi Fantasy
Chris: (v/o) ROLL V.T.!
The screen descends from the ceiling again, for the first time since the
beginning of the night, and Yoleis
Mimi Fantasy from Family Picnic is screened. The audience sits in silence.
Davis: Uhm... uh... geez... um...
Cody: Yolei... do you... uhm... want to come up here?
Davis: And... uh... Mimi too?
Yolei stomps her way up to the stage, and snatches her award from Davis.
Mimi staggers up, supported by
Joe. They both look very pale.
Mimi: I... uhm... well, thats... uh... nice...
Yolei: I am NOT gay!
Chris: *walks out* But seriously, lets look at this... you have this dream
about Mimi... and then, it was only
after that, that the viewers got to see the boy-crazy side of you for the
first time. Im sorry, but that reeks
Mimi weakly takes her award from Cody and looks at Yolei. Yolei raises her
Mimi leaps at Yolei, brandishing her award as a weapon, and knocking the
girl off her feet. Yolei kicks the
award out of Mimis hand, at the situation degenerates into a hair-pulling
Chris: *sighs* Great, great... just give the Mimiyako fans something *more*
to work with...
The men in the audience whoop and holler again, particularly Raptor, who
receives a swift *thwap* from
Chris: Can we get a clean-up crew in here?
Two Bakemon float in and get in between Mimi and Yolei.
The Bakemon separate Mimi and Yolei and drag them offstage. Davis and Cody
scratch their heads.
Davis: Uhm... I think... were just gonna... go, now.
Chris: Wouldnt blame you. But I need you back here for the next section,
Davis: Yeah, yeah.
Chris: Davis and Cody, everyone!
The guys respective music plays as they leave.
CATEGORY ELEVEN: MOST POPULAR RELATIONSHIP
Chris: Ah, Christ... I only get her off the stage, and shes got to come
back on... audience, welcome back
Its Rainin Men plays again as Yolei enters, a scowl on her face.
Chris: Aw, lighten up, youll like this one, I promise. And, to present with
Chris notices excessive movement in the audience.
Chris: Hey! Whats going on down there?
Susan: Im just going to the bathroom.
Chris: Oh, right. Well, hurry back.
Susan sprints out of the amphitheatre.
Chris: ...hrmn, you know, this could be a good thing. To present with Yolei,
please welcome... Ken!
Ken: Wha-at?! You didnt tell me I was presenting with HER!
Chris: Thems the breaks. Now get out here - you dont have anything else to
do tonight, and I *know*
youd hate to miss your moment on stage. *grin*
Ken grumbles and gets up on stage, with Tainted Love playing. He reaches
the lectern, as Chris goes
backstage, and Yolei attempts to kiss him. He pulls back from her.
Ken: Dont TOUCH me.
Yolei: Youre so cute when youre grumpy.
Chris: (v/o) Do the award!
Ken: The sooner the better. The votes for Most Popular Relationship were:
3 - Miyaken
16 - Takari
Short and sweet, and inherently sensible.
Yolei: Looks like we were just pipped to the post, Kenny.
Ken wraps his cape around himself and hisses.
Ken: Get away from me, woman.
Yolei: TK and Kari, youre up, yet again!
TK and Kari come up to the stage. Kari takes her award from Yolei, while Ken
gives TK his.
Kari: I *knew* wed win this one! I threw in that I care about you too
line to make sure!
Kari: Er... no... I mean...
TK: You... what? ...with the line?
Kari: No, TK, wait, let me explain...
Kari runs after TK as he leaves the stage. Ken snickers.
Ken: I do so love a happy ending.
Ken turns, and realises that Yolei is hovering an inch in front of his face.
Ken: ACK! Dont DO that!
Yolei pinches Kens cheek and waggles it.
Yolei: ...so cute!
Ken swats her hand away.
Ken: Chris, for the love of GOD, will you get OUT here?!
Chris: *walks out* Yes, well, I think thats enough of that...
Yolei glares at Chris.
Susan: Hey, Im back... whatd I mi- KEN!
Ken shrieks like a little fairy and jumps into Yoleis arms.
Ken: Keep her away! Shes worse than *you*!
Yolei: Hes mine!
Yolei carries Ken offstage, as Susan chases after them.
Chris: This could be another running gag...
CATEGORY TWELVE - WORST RELATIONSHIP
Chris: To handle the final category for this section, Id like you all to
welcome back Matt, ladies and gents!
Matt enters, waving, with The Blues playing.
Chris: And to present with him - Jun!
Jun appears, with Crazy playing.
Jun: Hi everyone! HI MATT!
Matt: *hiding behind the lectern* Dammit!
Jun: When Chris told me who Id be presenting with, there was no way I could
Matt: It would have been *nice* if Chris had told *me* who *I* was
Chris: Heh, yeah, right. *goes backstage*
Jun grabs onto Matts arm and puts her head on his shoulder.
Jun: You want to read the votes, Matty, or will I?
Matt: Ill do it... anything to hurry this UP! The votes for Worst
1 - Mimi and Willis (I dont think this even has a name - they havent even
MET! How could anyone think
this EXISTS? I dont even know if the voter was being serious.)
1 - Takari
2 - Kekari
2 - Kensuke
3 - Dakari
9 - Miyaken
The fans had some things to say about THIS one...
Miyaken, since Ken doesnt seem to give a rats ass about Yolei. -
Kekari. Little Miss Perfect Sweetness and Light doesnt need another guy to
deal with, thank you very
much. - Susan
Yolei and Ken...uhhh... - TommyPR5@aol.com
Kensuke. Although, now I write it, Im not sure why... - Ghostyhead
Oh God... people are gonna kill me... Miyaken ::runs away so she dont get
Thwapped by misc. owned
Digimon items:: - AlyaKitty
Yolei runs out onto the stage, still carrying Ken. They both hide behind the
lectern. Susan appears.
Susan: Which wayd she take him?
Chris: *walks out and points to the opposite backstage entrance* They went
Susan darts off, and Ken emerges.
Ken: Get your grubby hands OFF me, you hyperactive harlot!
Yolei: I know you love me.
Ken: Whatever. At least THEY have some sense. *points to audience*
Ken takes his award from Jun, and Matt hands Yolei hers.
Ken: Come near me again, woman, and I will shove this in a very unpleasant
Yolei: You say the sweetest things!
Ken: Yes, knowing you, youd probably enjoy that...
Chris: WOAH-kay, lets just leave it there! This isnt one of THOSE fics.
Ken darts away when Yolei looks around, and retakes his seat in the
audience. Yolei follows.
Chris: And of course, lets hear it for Matt and Jun!
The audience claps as Matt and Jun walk off-stage. Well, actually, its more
like Matt sort of drags Jun,
whos still hanging on his arm, back down into the audience.
The Digimon Theme starts to play.
Chris: And, once again, we come to the end of a section! Its time to get a
drink, have a snack, or go and see
if Fenixs eye is any better... but be back for our next section when well
be looking at the psychiatric ward
that is Alt.Fan.Digimon, and examining its fanfic series, the DigiWars!
The lights go out, and Chris walks offstage, as the audience files out of
END PART TWO!